Misery loves company

Discovered on the Fanbase page dedicated to Newcastle: Dr Gloom.

A Toon fan disillusioned by forty years of crushing disappointments, Dr Gloom offers a miserable prognosis in advance of each game and then delivers a post-mortem.

Thankfully, at the moment there's less than normal to get him reaching for the Prozac he's stockpiled in that secret cupboard in his surgery...