Every (noxious) cloud has a silver lining

Aw. You've really got to feel for Middlesbrough, haven't you? Thumped 4-0 in the UEFA Cup Final, and back to being just a small club in Yorkshire. And a managerless one, too. Shame, isn't it?

The Smoggies' pre-match optimism can surely only have been due to the excessive inhalation of petrol fumes (ie more than normal)?