Sol long, Sol

After all the fanfare surrounding his signing, former Toon target Sol Campbell has only gone and quit Notts County after just one game, a 2-1 defeat to Morecambe. Perhaps the ridiculousness of the deal - a five year contract worth £40,000 a week - for a club in the fourth tier of English football will now dawn on County fans.

Despite being a free agent once more, it seems as though he won't be eligible to move to a new club until the January transfer window - when I'd guess we might renew our interest. Given this latest farcical escapade, I hope we don't.