Top of the crocks

Compromising photos of Tony Fernandes: surely that can be the only explanation for QPR's decision to hand the Little Waster another year-long contract, despite managing a grand total of seven minutes in a Hoops shirt last season? Presumably he sprained his wrist inking the deal and will now be out of action until the new year.

While the Little Waster snuggles down on a bed of fivers, QPR have opted to release a host of players, including two formerly of this parish, Peter Ramage and One Size.