Named and shamed
If an utter imbecile does something imbecilic, then it hardly constitutes news. So I'm not entirely sure why I've bothered to report the fact that the Lone Ranger has had his own surname tattooed onto his face.
Being the true and painfulle historie of the trialls and tribulations of two long-sufferynge Newcastle Utd fans
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